If You're Like Me

A podcast about our areas of expertise. Kojak, Cannon, PhilCollinology, Shake Hands With Danger, Metropolis, and stuff that bugs the crap out of Rome Maynard
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Dec 31, 2015

Happy New Year from If You're Like Me. In our New Year's Eve episode the two experts give their predictions for next year and look back at the year that was. Rome got some fantastic Christmas presents. Needless to say, his home will be Martian free.

Dec 14, 2015

Show contents:

  • Was it a Dan Fogelberg week?
  • Rome is taking up arm wresting
  • Harrison Ford says "It's only a movie"
  • Why doesn't anybody bring us fruitcake anymore?
  • Stan Lee beams up
  • The Peachoid
  • Over The Top
  • Giving the public what they want
  • RIP Robert Loggia
  • Mariah Carey
  • Johnny Cash
Dec 2, 2015

Rome delivers a field report from Ohucky. Special Guest Honathan Jyde joins us to rock the night away in the frosty air. We discuss:

  • The difference between dressing and stuffing
  • Fritz the Night Owl
  • Twilight Zone: The Movie
  • seppuku
  • Waham
  • Last Christmas
  • Shopping with Dan Fogelberg
  • Children singing
  • Christmas shoes
  • Billy's Christmas Wish
  • Red Sovine
Nov 22, 2015

It's Thanksgiving, and we are very thankful. We each talk about what we are thankful for. Then Joel gives a defense of mediocre music, Rome is wrong about Willie Nelson, and we introduce the first five nominees for our terrible Christmas music playlist

Nov 9, 2015
In episode 27, Rome reviews the Manos: the Hands of Fate Blu-Ray disk, we complain about people who complain about their flights being cancelled, talk Star Wars and what it has to do with Cannon and Rod Serling’s Night Gallery, get a travelogue of Joel’s recent...
Oct 12, 2015
This week: Celebrating Rome’s birth month Spanish Elvis Joel learns Morse code The worst Halloween candy ever Pumpkin spice everything All that and an exciting give away contest.
Oct 5, 2015
This week on If You’re Like Me: We review “The Martian” in a fairly spoiler free manner, discuss naming idea’s for Joel’s new river, ask the question “where are the raisins,” and give you some ideas of pranks to play on your coworkers.
Sep 28, 2015
Topics discussed this week: The Bob Bonus Advice to ourselves in fifth grade What happens when Rome’s boss leaves town Concerned eyebrows What would happen if Lynda Carter’s Wonder Woman rode the tilt-a-whirl
Sep 23, 2015
It’s a “better late than never” episode, where we are joined by special guest Honathan Jyde to debate the darker side of Andy Griffith, we recount pant emergencies, complain about the early election cycle, and talk about adventures in Ebay. Grab a pair of backup...
Sep 6, 2015
In Episode 22 we discuss man caves vs. woman caves (AKA the rest of the house), the Fear of Missing Out  (FOMO), and we dissect the creeptastic musical stylings of Porter Wagoner.
Aug 30, 2015
We’ve been gone for a couple of weeks, so we are back with an extended episode. This week Rome explains some confusing song lyrics, we talk about George Reeves and getting typecast. Do you ever feel typecast? If you are like us, you do. We...
Aug 11, 2015
In episode 20, we spoil season 1 episode 4 of The Man From U.N.C.L.E (it was Hitler), debate whether or not you can spoil bad movies, talk about evil Will Geer, the worst episode of the Twilight Zone, selfies, and hanging out.
Aug 3, 2015
  If a man could be in two places at the same time, I would listen to this episode tomorrow and today. We discuss spoilers and Rome shares proper restroom etiquette. Also, we talk about Telly Savalas and his confusing 1975 hit “If.”
Jul 27, 2015
In this week’s episode, Rome Maynard and Joel Lindstrom are all business as they discuss what to do during conference calls, the Plutonians, the Martians, and the latest Batman v Superman trailer.
Jul 13, 2015
In this episode: recap of the Weird Al concert, hats, losing your identity in the restroom, and Rome is a published author. It’s less depressing than episode 16
Jul 8, 2015
This week we talk about several depressing topics, including the latest Batman V Superman news, the Monopoly movie, TV Land dropping Dukes of Hazzard (and other shows that TV Land should retroactively cancel/ban), and Terminator Genisys. On a happier note, Rome reviews Naked Space/The Monster...
Jun 29, 2015
This week we are remote while Joel is in Decatur Georgia for his wife’s hospital stay. But the pod’s gonna cast no matter what. In this week’s episode we get a thrilling travelogue of Belton, SC, explain what grits are for the uninitiated, visit the...
Jun 21, 2015
In this episode we remember our dads and what it’s like to lose your father. We also talk about following instructions, iKEA, terrible concerts (and some good ones), Weird Al, and Jurassic World. Subscribe in Itunes
Jun 15, 2015
In this episode we discuss whether drivers in the south are worse than drivers in other parts of the USA, debate bumper stickers, and pay tribute to the great Christopher Lee. Internationally renowned safety expert Scott Barr returns with a safety tip that may save your...
May 31, 2015
   In this week’s episode, we discuss bad advice, radio, CBS Radio Mystery Theater, Casey Kasem, Swap and Shop, radio obituaries, bad vacations, Carrowinds, Michael Landon’s hair, and the Ohio bicycle museum. You know it’s a good episode when Rome loses it laughing.
May 25, 2015
In our extra special Memorial Day episode we talk about Mexican horror films, give our real-time reaction to the Ant Man trailer, provide a spoiler-free review of Avengers: Age of Ultron. Joel opens his 25 year old sealed country music trading card pack, and we...
May 17, 2015
In this week’s episodes we hear Rome’s strategies for providing superhero movie advice, discuss digital vs. physical, things you will never hear us say, and practical jokes/pranks. Plus, Scott Barr is back with a new safety tip, you will learn what a flamunger is, and...
May 11, 2015
[Trigger warning: Clowns] This week we get a review of Tokyo from Joel’s recent journey, we discuss clowns, and we are joined by internationally renowned anti-clowning expert Scott Sewell. And we give a gift to our loyal listeners.
Apr 27, 2015
This week’s very special episode was produced in Japan. In it we discuss the Disnification of everything good, find out what Rome would bring with him to a deserted island, hear a confession from Joel, rant about biopics. You may not be able to believe...
Apr 19, 2015
In this episode we discuss our world travels, address the controversy surrounding Rome’s Dr. Who recommendations, and we introduce a new segment called “Any Questions.” Is Ben Affleck the best Batman ever? Listen to find out. If you have any questions you would like us...
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